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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
there are the cool kids showing off
the random drunks
the slow dancing love birds
and then theres me and my friends
my mind is exploding right nowI APPROVE OF THISSSS SOOO MUCH MORE THAN PLANKING.
The Headless Horse man is significantly better than planking. Because planking is an abomination.
This > Planking
(Source: Know Your Meme)
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you leave and go back to your boring life:
Mom says, “You’re grounded! You can’t go out!”
Normal teen’s reaction:
My reaction:
Mom says, “You’re grounded! NO COMPUTER!”
Normal teen’s reaction:
My reaction:
and then,
(Source: takemefarfaraway-)
When you listen to your iPod in public places.
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
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Yup. Basically.
TOTALLY …but you always end up having a burst of dance :\ my best friend knows this well :P
Pretty much :3
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
(Source: readyforchange-)
I didn’t sound good at all…
I couldn’t even listen to the whole thing…it was that painful…
And now I’m just sitting here like…
My five second dream of becoming a rockstar has now been shattered…
(Source: hollywoodhopeful)